Just some songs we used chant when I was a kid... Just for fun!
"It's morning in the afternoon,
So eat your bacon with a spoon,
And if you have a scrambled egg,
You can feed it to your leg.
[Help me out with this line of prose!!!!],
And hop right into Daddy's clothes,
Put your left shoe on the right,
It's time to start the day, Goodnight."
And a little bit more morbid...
"Have you ever wondered when a hearse goes by,
You might be the next one to die,
They wrap you in a big white sheet,
And bury you about six feet deep.
All is good for about a week,
Then your coffin starts to leak.
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes,
They eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
And then your liver turns icky green,
And gushes out like whipped cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you're dead."
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